I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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