Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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