I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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