he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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