let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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