I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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