I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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