On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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