Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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