real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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