so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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