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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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