I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It's just like the Real World with babies
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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