So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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