I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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