He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He passed out mid-signature
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Houston, we have a squirter
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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