Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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