I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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