I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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