your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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