Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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