you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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