How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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