I wanna bring you to show and tell
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I AM VODKA MAN
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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