Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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