Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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