I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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