are you still at the devil's house?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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