But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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