is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My feet surprised me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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