Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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