Can i not drive my cunt home
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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