i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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