And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
