Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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