What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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