Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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