we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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