It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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