After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
zippers are such a cool invention
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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