he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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