i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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