these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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