is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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