How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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