I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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