I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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