You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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