I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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