ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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