A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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