Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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