that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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