I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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