Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Tornado booty call.. dedication
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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